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Thank you so much for the Birthday Wishes!

Journal Entry: Mon Apr 24, 2017, 12:12 PM



You're all the best!  I had a great day yesterday.  I went to a shopping center and then went out to dinner with my family.  I got mostly plushes and craft kits.  I swear I AM AN ADULT!  I really do think this is going to be a great year with huge changes.

Graphics by tyleramato
CSS by moonfreak
  • Reading: The Light Fantastic
  • Watching: American Dad
  • Playing: Yo-kai Watch 2
  • Eating: Panera Bread Bowl
  • Drinking: Iced Tea

Art Trades and Sadness

Journal Entry: Sun Feb 5, 2017, 7:23 PM
Charlotte died.  I don't want to talk about what happened.  Let's just say I'm really fucking pissed at my beagle.  Yeah I'm sure you all figured out what happened.  I feel worse for my dad.  She was his bird.  He's getting some new babies in the spring.  He's going to call one of them Charlotte 2.

Anyway, since I suck at promoting myself, I figure the best way would be art trades.  I've tried doing requests before but I have no drive for that.  Plus art is a job for me now.  If anyone is interested in a trade, comment here or note me! 

No fetish art.  I am NOT turning my account into one of those.

  • Listening to: Lady Gaga
  • Watching: Super Bowl LI
  • Playing: Pokémon Moon
  • Eating: Brownie

I didn't choose guinea fowl farming. It chose me.

Journal Entry: Thu Feb 2, 2017, 5:38 PM



Hey guys!  Here's what's been going on in my not so wonderful but slightly more wonderful than it used to be world. I finally got a new job at a local newspaper's graphics department and hopefully I can move out and buy better art supplies soon, including a cintiq or iPad!  I'd love to talk more about my dad but since nothing is set in stone I'd rather not right now.  Just know that things are starting to get better.  

So let's talk about Charlotte. 

Last month my dad called me outside saying that he found a peacock. Perplexed, I went out and told him it was just a turkey. That was not that. She didn't leave and she hung around, we fed her corn, my brother gave her a name yadda yadda. So Mums posts a picture of her and one of her friends told her that our bird was a guinea fowl.  Dad loves her and is excited to get more in the spring. 

So things are getting much finer. 

Graphics by tyleramato
CSS by moonfreak
  • Reading: Hello My Name is Amineko
  • Watching: Maqaroon videos
  • Playing: Pokémon Moon
  • Drinking: Iced Tea

My Dad

Sat Sep 3, 2016, 3:23 PM





When I look at this account, I think about how I hardly keep up with it compared to a year ago.  I really really love you guys and I am so sorry for not keeping more in touch with you guys.  I hope you know who you are.  I just really need some prayers and love for my family.  My dad was diagnosed with Alzheimers and I just found out last week.  This is literally the worst news I have ever gotten and I am still reeling from the very real possibility that I might lose my dad in a few years.  I thought it hurt when my grandfather died only six years ago, but this is different.  This is my father!  My little brother is only fourteen.  There is no reason why this should be happening.  I've never been so scared and hurt.  I really love you guys and I think you deserve to know what is going on.

  • Reading: LinkedIn
  • Watching: Over the Hedge
  • Eating: Ravioli
  • Drinking: Sparkling Water
Okay, finding a job is hard and I need to help keep my family from imploding.  I'm opening up $15 sketch commissions so I can help out.  I'm talking about something of this quality.  aclockworkkitten.tumblr.com/po…

Yes that's for only one character and backgrounds and more characters are extra.  If you can't commission me, can you at least do me a favor to spread the word?  I don't want to sound needy but this is a really stressful time and I need to help my family.

Also I'm still learning how to draw humans but I promise I'll try my best. 
  • Listening to: My Guinea pigs
  • Reading: Indeed.com
Make deviantart great again. 
  • Listening to: My Guinea pigs
  • Reading: Hogfather

My first convention? ERMEGERD!

Mon Feb 22, 2016, 6:31 PM





Nothing big, nothing big.  Yet.  There's this guy in my CS class who saw me drawing something and asked if I ever did conventions.  He mentioned this convention that is at this resort not too far from where I live.  I'm going to ask him for more information when I see him Wednesday so I'll keep you posted.

There's this little Ponies as Disney Princesses picture set that I'm doing that I would LOVE to sell at a convention.  Just don't want Disney to get on my ass for it, though. :saddummy:

  • Listening to: Never Knew I Needed - NeYo
  • Watching: American Dad
  • Playing: Tunnel Town (some dumb app)
  • Eating: One of Mom's brownies
  • Drinking: Seltzer water
Help me come with thirty internet famous cats to paint.

God I'm a whore.  But I'm a fun whore.

1. Grumpy Cat (duh)
2. Lil Bub (because yay)
3. Princess Monster Truck lovemeow.com/wp-content/upload…
4. Chase No Face
5. Two faced kitten
6. Kitler
7. Hamilton the Hipster Cat
8. Pusheen
9. Sam has Eyebrows
10. Snoopy the Cat
11. Cool Cat
  • Listening to: Studio Ghibli Songs
  • Reading: Perfume - a story of a murderer
  • Watching: Your Movie Sucks
  • Eating: Jolly Ranchers
I'm starting the dailies over.  Not sure when, but I feel like I'm putting this over my school work and other important things in life.  I put quantity over quality with not much to show for.  I'm not deleting them.  The shittier ones will just be scraps.  Hope you guys understand.   One of my favorite artists started doing this and I did them because of her, but I felt too much like a knock off, like I wasn't really being AClockworkKitten.  I might call them something else.  We'll just see what happens.

Hopefully I can start over and be good enough when I graduate college next year.  I want to stop riding on someone's coattails and just be me.

No, I'm still painting.  I'll just upload them whenever I'm satisfied with them.  I'm still drawing and painting everyday, just not posting.  There will be less art, yes, but it will be much better art.  Gonna try to draw some people and traditional art too!  Sound good?

I'll post a painting on Halloween, though.  Kinda need to practice a bit because I haven't used a tablet in like a month.
  • Eating: Lunch
  1. How long have you been on DeviantArt? 3 years.

  2. What does your username mean? Five years I just doodled a cat that was dressed as Alex from A Clockwork Orange.  It just stuck.

  3. Describe yourself in three words. Shy, bouncy, INFJ.  That's a word, right?  Cue everyone groaning.

  4. Are you left or right handed? Right.

  5. What was your first deviation? Red Pastel Background by AClockworkKitten First one I can look at without cringing.

  6. What is your favourite type of art to create? Digital

  7. If you could instantly master a different art style, what would it be? Well gosh, maybe pencil drawing.

  8. What was your first favourite? Baby Rainbow Dash Plush: Final Version by ivy-cinder

  9. What type of art do you tend to favourite the most?  Tutorials.  I want to be perfect.

  10. Who is your all-time favourite deviant artist? :icontsaoshin:

  11. If you could meet anyone on DeviantArt in person, who would it be? :icondefleshed-martyr:

  12. How has a fellow deviant impacted your life?  Helped me come out of my shell and get along better with others IRL.

  13. What are your preferred tools to create art? My intuos and paint tool SAI.

  14. What is the most inspirational place for you to create art? Anywhere my cat is.

  15. What is your favourite DeviantArt memory? Day I uploaded my first daily.

  • Reading: Good Omens
  • Watching: ATHF
  • Playing: Tofu Hunter
  • Eating: I should eat something. I'm hungry.
My baby is only thirteen and he is dying of cancer.  My poor Bob.  I only have a few days with him and even though I knew it was almost his time for a while, it's still hard to grasp. I just want to do nothing but stay in bed this whole break and feel depressed. 

I love you, my beautiful boy.

I can't draw! All I got is MS Paint!

Journal Entry: Thu Jan 8, 2015, 9:37 PM





You Were saying?
Now go out there and be amazing!  the little sushis in this journal believe in you!

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  • Reading: Fa la la la felt
  • Watching: South Park

Defleshed-Martyr is an awesome MOFO

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 24, 2014, 7:35 PM
Gave me a premium membership!  THANK YOU!

Now to add the critique option to everything in my portfolio!

  • Listening to: for reindeer on my rooftop
  • Reading: Fa la la la felt
  • Watching: The Nostalgia Critic
  • Eating: My mom's fudge
  • Drinking: Tea


Merry fucking early Christmas!

Holy Christ I feel like shit.  I can honestly feel my body shutting down.

I dare you to Google everything in the more options bar.
  • Listening to: We Can Dance by Caravan Palace
  • Reading: The Pig by Edward Lee
  • Watching: That thing,
  • Playing: Troll Tale
  • Eating: Starbursts
  • Drinking: Iced Tea

    1.       Clydesdale Horse
2. Swan
3. Dolphin
4. Domestic Cat
5. Alligator
6. Buzzard or Vulture
7. Howler Monkey
8. Flamingo
9. Pelican
10. Snow Leopard
11. Elk
12. Thylacine
13. Unicorn
14. Wolverine
15. Mongoose
16. Wallaby
17. Porcupine
18. Lion
19. Otter
20. Anaconda
21. Toad

    22.   Tree Frog

    23.   Salamander

    24.   Newt

    25.   Chinchilla

    26.   Jaguar

    27.   Water Buffalo

    28.   Macaw DONE: Photo Study- Macaw Speedpaint

    29.   Camel

    30.   Black Bear

    31.   Stork

    32.   Dove

    33.   Kiwi (the bird, not the fruit) DONE: Kiwiception  I did both.

    34.   Eurasian Nuthatch

    35.   Burrowing Owl

    36.   Adelie Penguin

    37.   Toucan

    38.   Cricket

    39.   Butterfly

    40.   Moth

    41.   Stag Beetle

    42.   Bumblebee

    43.   Dragonfly

    44.   Caterpillar DONE: Caterpillar

    45.   Aphid

    46.   Needlefish

    47.   Whale Shark

    48.   Salmon

    49.   Eel

    50.   Goldfish DONE: Goldfish

    51.   Devil Ray

    52.   Sting Ray

    53.   Cardinalfish DONE: Cardinalfish

    54.   Yellow Tang

    55.   Monitor Lizard

    56.   Komodo Dragon

    57.   Bearded Dragon

    58.   Common Skink (lizard)

    59.   Fox

    60.   Snail  

    61.   Sea Slug DONE: Spanish Dancer

    62.   Human Being

    63.   Baboon

    64.   Pony (My Little Pony doesn’t count)

    65.   Triceratops DONE: Triceratops quicky

    66.   Box Turtle

    67.   Tamarin

    68.   Tree Kangaroo

    69.   Gecko

    70.   Red Panda

    71.   Armadillo

    72.   Giant Panda

    73.   Orangutan

    74.   Crowned Crane

    75.   Flying Fox

    76.   King Fisher

    77.   Elephant Seal

    78.   Sea Lion DONE: Sea Lion Quicky

    79.   Peccary

    80.   Walrus

    81.   Warthog

    82.   Shrew

    83.   Mandrill

    84.   Hippopotamus

    85.   Gazelle

    86.   Mole

    87.   Lovebirds

    88.   Pig

    89.   Raccoon

    90.   Squirrel

    91.   Pet Ferret

    92.   Weasel

    93.   Skunk

    94.   Okapi

    95.   Prehistoric Sloth

    96.   Yak DONE: Yak

    97.   Beluga Whale

    98.   Wombat

    99.   Woodchuck

    100.            Prairie Dog

    101.            Ground Squirrel

    102.            Chipmunk

    103.            Aardvark

    104.            Badger

    105.            American Bison

    106.            Grey Wolf

    107.            White-Tailed Deer

    108.            Bald Eagle

    109.            Grizzly Bear

    110.            Moose

    111.            Canadian Goose

    112.            Rattle Snake

    113.            Painted Turtle

    114.            Mustang

    115.            Mink

    116.            Mouse

    117.            Muskrat

    118.            Llama

    119.            Binturong

    120.            Coati

    121.            Caiman

    122.            Agouti

    123.            Hare

    124.            Guinea Pig DONE: Photo Study- Guinea Pig

    125.            Kinkajou

    126.            Puma

    127.            Capybara

    128.            Spectacled Bear

    129.            Bengal Tiger

    130.            White Rhinoceros

    131.            Asian Elephant

    132.            Cony

    133.            Whooping Crane

    134.            Lynx

    135.            Oryx

    136.            Reindeer

    137.            Black Bear Hamster

    138.            Peacocks

    139.            Black Footed Ferret

    140.            Ermine DONE: Ermine Quicky

    141.            Harp Seal

    142.            Puffin

    143.            African Penguin

    144.            Bongo

    145.            African Grey Parrot

    146.            African Wild Dog

    147.            Cheetah

    148.            Giraffe

    149.            Gerenuk DONE: Gerenuk

    150.            Fennec Fox DONE: Fennec Fox

    151.            Jerboa

    152.            Ostrich

    153.            Ring-Tailed Lemur

    154.            Fossa

    155.            Spotted Hyena

    156.            Nile Crocodile

    157.            Zebra

    158.            Antelope

    159.            Meerkat

    160.            Bush Baby DONE: Bush Babies

    161.            Dingo

    162.            Emu

    163.            Sea Turtle

    164.            Koala

    165.            Quoll

    166.            Kowari

    167.            Australian Numbat

    168.            Platypus

    169.            Dugong

    170.            Spotted Cuscus

    171.            Phasogale

    172.            Tasmanian Tiger/Wolf

    173.            Killer Whale

    174.            Emperor Penguin

    175.            Polar Bear

    176.            Giant Pangolin

    177.            European Lobster

    178.            Common Squirrel Monkey

    179.            Malayan Tapir

    180.            Macaroni Penguin

    181.            White-headed Duck

    182.            Red Ruffed Lemur

    183.            Alligator Snapping Turtle

    184.            Pacific Banana Slug DONE: Pacific Banana Slug

    185.            Dimetrodon

    186.            Virginia Opossum

    187.            Red Lionfish

    188.            Griffon Vulture

    189.            Mongolian Gerbil

    190.            Muskox

    191.            Nile Monitor

    192.            Styracosaurus

    193.            Common Cuttlefish DONE: Common Cuttlefish

    194.            Blue Whale

    195.            Quagga

    196.            Yellow-bellied Sapsucker

    197.            Manta Ray

    198.            Black-footed Cat

    199.            Two-toed Sloth

    200.            Mexican Redknee Tarantula

    201.            Checkered Sengi

    202.            Dodo

    203.            Pteranodon

    204.            Common Genet

    205.            Elasmosaurus

    206.            Indian Cobra

    207.            Tasmanian Devil

    208.            Porcupinefish

    209.            Raccoon Dog

    210.            Yellow-bellied Sea Snake

    211.            Common Duiker

    212.            Hercules Beetle

    213.            Western Gull

    214.            Betta Fish

    215.            Aye-aye

    216.            Parasaurolophus

    217.            Red Kangaroo

    218.            Poison Dart Frog

    219.            Ankylosaurus

    220.            Maned Wolf

    221.            Black Rhinoceros

    222.            Blue-footed Booby

    223.            Gold Dust Day Gecko

    224.            Praying Mantis

    225.            Ruby-throated Hummingbird

    226.            Narwhal

    227.            Spanish Ibex

    228.            Oviraptor

    229.            Zebra Moray

    230.            Rock Hyrax

    231.            European Hedgehog

    232.            Coelophysis

    233.            Striped Hyena

    234.            Eurasian Eagle Owl

    235.            Stegosaurus

    236.            Marbled Salamander

    237.            Glyptodon

    238.            Oriental Fire-bellied Toad

    239.            Ceratosaurus

    240.            Goffin's Cockatoo

    241.            American Harpy Eagle

    242.            Leafy Sea Dragon

    243.            Star-nosed Mole

    244.            Scalloped Hammerhead

    245.            Naked Mole Rat

    246.            Caracal

    247.            Blue Jay

    248.            Giant Anteater

    249.            Green Iguana

    250.            Axolotl

    251.            Diplodocus

    252.            Florida Manatee

    253.            California Leaf-nosed Bat

    254.            African Bush Elephant

The whole thing is a mashup of three different lists.

9-11, We'll Never Forget by DanielArkansanEngine

A Tear Still Shed by mewmewspike

speechless by Trainman3985

Never Forget.... by Sakuyamon

Phineas and Ferb remember 9-11 by mrentertainment

Marsupilami and Maurice remembers The 9/11 Attack by BuddyBoy600

9/11 by Bluenekodemongirl



And because I'm not completely heartless, here are some actually good 9/11 tributes: www.cartoonbrew.com/tv/911-sho…
Fuck you, fuck your pronouns, fuck your bigotry, fuck your "truscum," and fuck your disgusting treatment of real transpeople especially.

There are so many things I hate about you people.  Let's just cover my favorite and the one nobody ever talks about: Their treatment of actual transpeople.  You remember this journal aclockworkkitten.deviantart.co… especially this quote: "Your friend sounds like a truscum. Also trans men are really often misogynistic and transmisogynistic shits who police identities and attack trans women and refuse to admit they have male privilege and try to get into women's spaces by misgendering themselves so like 80% of the time they're really gross."  Oh shut the fuck up!  I don't care if you are trans, that is an extremely disgusting thing to say.  Transmen have it just as hard as transwomen and they certainly have it harder than you, my dear quotee. Brandon Teena, anyone?

Then there are the ones that cry "truscum." Urban Dictionary says "Truscum also known as transmedicalists are a commonly misunderstood community on Tumblr. They follow the medical definition of transsexualism i.e that it's a medical condition and that you need sex dysphoria to be trans."  Aka Real transpeople.  Transtrenders have said some of the most fucking transphobic things I have ever seen in my life.  Here's one of the worst: tenaflyviper.tumblr.com/post/9…  We have now come full circle.  Sex dyspohoria and sex change operations are now transphobic.  Because God Forbid that transpeople want to be happy with their bodies!  This is the post that broke me and convinced me that these transtrenders don't care about actual transpeople.  When other transpeople are your biggest problems, you know something is seriously wrong.

Hate cis people all you want.  I'm cis, I don't care.  But don't you dare start being bigots towards real transpeople, you disgusting sacks of shit.

Can't wait for the ones that will put this on their blog and call me a transphobe, truscum, cis scum, or cissexist when I hardly mentioned cis people.
Dear :iconhumanistrarity: ,                             

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I tripped on Nutella under the bus and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep the result of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and our friendship is ruined.

Love always
,
:iconaclockworkkitten:

Nobody tagged me, I just thought this was funny.  Read it in a British accent.

How to do this:


Dear (choose a random person(the person you will tag I guess)) ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7) .I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of your blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/N - Hate your cooking
M/L -  Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
  • Watching: American Dad
  • Playing: Farmville 2
  • Eating: Cheez-its
Here's a song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F5Bd4…
  • Listening to: The Song
  • Watching: American Dad
  • Drinking: Iced Tea
You think this is just limited to tumblr?  You poor naive bitch.  While it's not as bad yet, the number of Social Justice Warriors is growing day by day.

"But AClockworkKitten," you inquire, "what the fuck is a Social Justice Warrior?"

The non-quotey non-head bangy answer: :iconkankriplz:

For everybody out there that hates Homestuck, well these quotes are all you need to know:

"Cis people are fucking garbage and every single one of them needs to drop fucking dead"

"Yes, I am trans. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my duty to crush cissies long ago and I am happy together with my trans friends (who destroy cis people!). We have a fucking lot of power in and outside of deviantart and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and cry about your cisphobia while I CRUSH cis people with my trans friends."  (FUCKING LOT OF POWER!)

"Your friend sounds like a truscum. Also trans men are really often misogynistic and transmisogynistic shits who police identities and attack trans women and refuse to admit they have male privilege and try to get into women's spaces by misgendering themselves so like 80% of the time they're really gross."  (The person that wrote this is trans themselves!  You can't make this shit up.)

"THIS COMMENT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER YOU WROTE IT ON!"

"i dont have to provide proof. the definition of transphobia is " a range of negative attitudes and feelings towards transsexualism and transsexual or transgender people, based on the expression of their internal gender identity " if you shit on a trans persons pronouns, esp nonbinary people or trans women, then you are transphobic. pronouns are a way of someone expressing their internal gender identity, so if you go and say shit about someone for having whatever pronoun, or even misgender them, than you are transphobic, whether youre trans or not."  (Remember that bold part, okay?)

Same person as the last quote: "holy shit you are such a fucking typical trans guy!"

"Do you know why I'm an "SJW" you piece of ignorant shit? because I deal with crap and I want fucking equality. i want equality and I want to be treated like a fucking person and I want my pronouns to be acknowledged and my gender to be acknowledged. i want to be able to say "cis people suck" after being treated badly by one without some cisbaby crying about how I'm "cisphobic" and just as bad as the oppressors that could fucking kill me for EXISTING. I want to be an equal to you assholes instead of some subhuman pile of garbage who doesn't matter because I said something that offends you.

because you wouldnt fucking misgender a cis person. you wouldnt go the fuck out of your way to misgender a cis person. and you wouldn't tell a cis person you were going to out them to their parents. you wouldn't tell them that theyre a special snowflake. you are intentionally misgendering me. you are refusing to give me a voice. you are fucking allowing me to be harassed off of my own account because your head is so far up your ass that you think the entire world revolves around cisshits and if a trans person dare speak up they are evil

This has fucking everything to do with my gender. If I wasn't agender I wouldn't be ""an SJW". If I wasn't agender the fucked up world I'm stuck in wouldn't fucking matter. I wouldn't have to deal with constantly being misgendered. I wouldn't have to deal with being at risk of being thrown out. i wouldn't have to deal with religion telling everyone that I'm satanic garbage. I wouldn't have to deal with people telling me I "don't exist." I wouldn't have to be treated differently than you cis piles of fucking dog shit that have been trained your whole life to be told you're so much fucking better than us, and then throwing a pissy little fit when you say something that treats us less than you would ever fucking treat a cis person

You will more openly side with someone who says "Trans aren't real" and "if a trans person has biological kids they're actually a cishet" than a trans person who's trying to voice hir outcry and rage and express the pain sie deals with daily. Yeah, pain. Like death threats literally BECAUSE i am trans. Anon hate for no reason OTHER THAN my identity. Random messages like "youre not really agender" and "your sexuality is fake." NO ONE SAYS THAT TO CIS PERSON. NO ONE SAYS THAT TO A STRAIGHT PERSON. No one would ever fucking tell a straight person that this was """""just a phase""""". No one would be mad if a cis person said "I hate my parents", but if a TRANS person does they're obviously fucking awful.

You and your friends are fucking garbage, and the reason I hate cis people. You're all self-centered, egotistical trash who let your feelings matter more than the oppression of a group of people who suffer for literally just existing. if it wasn't for the damn ""sjws""" on Tumblr, YOU WOULD NEVER EVEN BE TOLD YOU WERE CIS. YOU WOULD NEVER REALIZE YOU WERE ANYTHING BUT ""NORMAL"" BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD EVER TELL YOU OTHERWISE. NO ONE WOULD EVER HATE YOU. CIS PEOPLE ARE LOVED AND ACCEPTED FOR BEING CIS BY FUCKING EVERYONE BUT IF I GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD I AM AT RISK OF BEING MURDERED."  :iconthiskillsthemanplz:

"i don't care if you never said you were transphobic! i don't care that has no relevance. you /ARE/ being transphobic regardless. i don't care. i am trans, i am allowed to call you out. stop! being! shit! 
if someone says something racist, but nobody calls them out on it or they themselves don't say it's racist, is it suddenly not racist? no! it's not! it is still racist no matter what! the same rule applies " (Not using shitty pronouns=racism, you insensitive fucks.)


If you have a quote, please note me or I'll hide your comment.  I don't want anyone harassing these kids, so I'm keeping these anonymous.  They're kids, they're stupid, but they're not evil.

And to the bunny that will without a doubt post this on their tumblr and bitch about me, howdy!  I eagerly await said bitchfit! :iconoooohplz:
  • Reading: The Mark of Athena
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